The Bible and The Big Bang?

Real question from a student complete with the answer.
Q: why can’t The Bible and the big bang theory ever co-habitate?

A: "Okay here goes," sounds like Jim Carrey from Liar Liar, "One, it ludicrous to think a big bang, super explosion happened causing all life complex in detail to form. Granted, the skeptic will say the same about Genesis 1:1, more on that later.

Two: Star light star bright. Evolutionists generally believe that stars formed by the collapse of gas clouds under gravity. This is supposed to generate the millions of degrees required for nuclear fusion.But most clouds would be so hot that outward pressure would prevent collapse. Evolutionists must find a way for the cloud to cool down. One such mechanism might be through molecules in the cloud colliding and radiating enough of the heat away.
But according to theory, the ‘big bang’ made mainly hydrogen, with a little helium—the other elements supposedly formed inside stars. Helium can't form molecules at all, so the only molecule that could be formed would be molecular hydrogen (H2). Even this is easily destroyed by ultraviolet light, and usually needs dust grains to form—and dust grains require heavier elements. So the only coolant left is atomic hydrogen, and this would leave gas clouds over a hundred times too hot to collapse.
GASPS FOR BREATH
Three, Despite eduMAcated professors' arguments, the following pattern of thought is not a logical fallacy. If ever and it won't be proven true, it isn't, D Big BaNg completely obliterates The Bible because in Genesis 1:1, we are told that God created. Now what makes us thing God didn't use the BB procress to create? The most popular version of the big bang teaches that the universe will expand forever and eventually run out of usable energy. According to the story, it will remain that way forever in a state that astronomers call “heat death.” The Bible teaches that the world will be judged and remade. Paradise will be restored. The big bang denies this crucial biblical teaching. Also, another serious challenge to the big bang model is called the “flatness problem.” The expansion rate of the universe appears to be very finely balanced with the force of gravity; this condition is called “flat.” If the universe were the accidental byproduct of a big bang, it is difficult to imagine how such a fantastic coincidence could occur. Big bang cosmology cannot explain why the matter density in the universe isn’t greater, causing it to collapse upon itself (closed universe), or less, causing the universe to rapidly fly apart (open universe).

FOUR, BB ignores the First and second laws of Thermodynamics.

Fifth: The Bible, now keep in mind, I was a former mocker and hater of all things Christian, is uniquely constructed over a period of 1400 years by 40 + authors and it contains zero contradictions ranging from its earliest forms. Historically, mathematically, and scientifically, The Bible holds true. Back to Genesis 1:1. The Bible tells that all scripture is God breathed. I believe in a literal 6 days because of the writings in Hebrew. Think of The Bible like an exam. It is either True or False. One never sees on an exam, a True And False question. Either it is true or the biggest joke since Michael Jackson's career has lasted for six thousand years.

Whew. Okay so I have written a letter that uses only one scripture to prove the history, science, and math thoughts called The Bible a joke? Check it out for the details at tinin dot com under messages.

Finally, Jesus of Nazareth was either a liar for claiming to be God, he was a loon for believing himself to be God or He is Lord. That's the biggest, most serious question we all have to answer. Christ asked Peter, "Who do you say I am?" We too have to answer that.
If I told you that thousands of pieces of timber were set in motion by a tornado in a lumberyard and this ultimately resulted in the amazing design and complexity of the house you live in, you would think this was absurd to say the very least.
Yet in essence this is what the Big Bang theory teaches.

Now I know that anyone with kids might say that a tornado ripped through their room - but the tornado did not create their room. It only created the mess that is throughout the room. Will the mess ever get cleaned up? Yes, but it will not cleaned up by itself.

Even if millions of years of tornados did somehow randomly land in a complex pattern thus assembling your room, this would still not explain where the trees came from that were made into the lumber.

It would not explain who planted, or cut the trees, or even how the trees grew.

You see, such theories do not give an absolute answer of truth. They only serve to cause people to become distracted and lose sight of the larger picture of the Creator and who God is. Satan is a master of deception and distraction. He wants you to lose sight of Christ, and focus on impossible things.